

Tue 15 Apr 2025
West edmonton
(Below is my availability schedule. Also a quick psa. I do not respond if I've
missed your message an find 1h or more has elapsed. Please be patient with me
as that is so for the few who need discretion they get the discretion they
desire. Have a wonderful week!)
Monday: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM
Tuesday: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM
Wednesday: 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM, 8:00 PM – 10:00 PM
Thursday: 10:00 AM – 1:00 PM , 3:30 PM – 10:00 PM
Friday: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM
Saturday: available 5:00 PM – 10:00 PM
Sunday: 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM, 8:00 PM – 10:00 PM)
Hello! I’m Sarah, and I’m thrilled to host in West YEG, offering a warm and
welcoming experience for men, women, and couples alike.
I am mildly on the short side at 5 foot 3ish inches tall. My humor is more of
a raunchy / nerdy / macabre humor. I usually have a vibrant red died hair.
Featuring 6 tattoos and 12 (ear and facial based) piercings. I have natural F
breasts, and find i am about 210 lbs.
I have a laid-back, stoner mom-next-door vibe because, after all, for me, vibe
is everything.
Let me know if you partake in 420 and what device you prefer (bong,
glass/metal pipe, joints), and ill share if I have some. :)
Anyways, my top priority is ensuring you feel welcome and comfortable. If
there’s anything I can do to improve your experience, please don’t hesitate to
let me know!
(Prices are always moderately negotiable and trades of equivalent value are
usually considered.)
• Dinner Dates / Companionship available
• Great rates and special offers for repeat clients
• Serious inquiries only
• No drama
• Party friendly
• Fetish friendly
• Down-to-earth and never rushed
Text only. (I do not take calls)
Thu 03 Apr 2025
West edmonton
(Availability Schedule
Monday: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM
Tuesday: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM
Wednesday: 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM, 8:00 PM – 10:00 PM
Thursday:n10:00 AM – 10:00 PM (There will be a 2-hour period of
unavailability—stay posted for the exact time.)
Friday: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM
Saturday: available 5:00 PM – 10:00 PM
Sunday: 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM, 8:00 PM – 10:00 PM)
Hello! I'm Sarah, and I'm thrilled to host in West YEG, offering a warm and
welcoming experience for men, women, and couples alike.
I am mildly on the short side at 5 foot 3ish inches tall.
My humor is more of a raunchy / nerdy / macabre humor.
I usually have a vibrant red died hair.
Featuring 6 tattoos & 12 (ear and facial based) piercings.
I have natural F breasts, & am about 200 lbs.
I have a laid-back, stoner mom-next-door vibe because, after all, vibe is
everything.
My top priority is ensuring you feel welcome and comfortable.
If there's anything I can do to improve your experience, please don't
hesitate to let me know!
(Prices are moderately negotiable)
• Dinner Dates / Companionship available
• Great rates and special offers for repeat clients
• Serious inquiries only
• No drama
• Party friendly
• Fetish friendly
• Down-to-earth and never rushed
Text only. (I do not take calls)
Mon 31 Mar 2025
West edmonton
(For tonight only: available all night and should be available going into
tomorrow morning till at least noon)
Hello! I'm Sarah, and I'm thrilled to host in West YEG, offering a warm and
welcoming experience for men, women, and couples alike.
I am mildly on the short side at 5 foot 3ish inches tall.
My humor is more of a raunchy / nerdy / macabre humor.
I usually have a vibrant red died hair.
Featuring 6 tattoos & 12 (ear and facial based) piercings.
I have natural F breasts, & am about 200 lbs.
I have a laid-back, stoner mom-next-door vibe because, after all, vibe is
everything.
My top priority is ensuring you feel welcome and comfortable.
If there's anything I can do to improve your experience, please don't
hesitate to let me know!
(Prices are moderately negotiable)
• Dinner Dates / Companionship available
• Great rates and special offers for repeat clients
• Serious inquiries only
• No drama
• Party friendly
• Fetish friendly
• Down-to-earth and never rushed
Text only. (I do not take calls)
Sun 16 Mar 2025
West edmonton
*update: change of scedule incoming, my sister may be staying with me on and
off over the next few months.
hours will be updated at the time of confirmation of her stay. for now hours
are
11am-10pm most days except saterday 5pm-10pm and wed and sun busy 6pm-8pm. *
Hello! I’m Sarah, and i cater to men, women, and couples alike. I am mildly on
the short side at 5 foot 3ish inches tall.
My humor is more of a raunchy / nerdy / macabre humor. I usually have a
vibrant red died hair. Featuring 6 tattoos & 12 (ear and facial based)
piercings. I have natural F
breasts, & am about 200 lbs.
I have a laid-back, stoner mom-next-door vibe because, after all, vibe is
everything. My top priority is ensuring you feel welcome and comfortable. If
there’s anything I can do to improve your experience, please don’t hesitate to
let me know!
(Prices are moderately negotiable)
• Dinner Dates / Companionship available
• Great rates and special offers for repeat clients
• Serious inquiries only
• No drama
• Party friendly
• Fetish friendly
• Down-to-earth and never rushed
Text only. (i don't take calls)
Tue 04 Mar 2025
Yours
*update: this is for tonight leading into tomorrow only. i usually am not
available before 10 am or after 10pm. thank you.*
Hello! I’m Sarah, and i cater to men, women, and couples alike.
I am mildly on the short side at 5 foot 3ish inches tall.
My humor is more of a raunchy / nerdy / macabre humor. I usually have a
vibrant red died hair.
Featuring 6 tattoos & 12 (ear and facial based) piercings. I have natural F
breasts, & am about 200 lbs. I have a laid-back, stoner mom-next-door vibe
because, after all, vibe is
everything. My top priority is ensuring you feel welcome and comfortable. If
there’s anything I can do to improve your experience, please don’t hesitate to
let me know!
(Prices are moderately negotiable)
• Dinner Dates / Companionship available
• Great rates and special offers for repeat clients
• Serious inquiries only
• No drama
• Party friendly
• Fetish friendly
• Down-to-earth and never rushed
Text only. (i don't take calls)
Sun 05 Jan 2025
West
*update: i recently changed numbers!*
Hello! I’m Sarah, and I’m thrilled to host in West YEG, offering a warm and
welcoming experience for men, women, and couples alike.
I am mildly on the short side at 5 foot 3ish inches tall. My humor is more of
a raunchy / nerdy / macabre humor. I usually have a vibrant red died hair.
Featuring 6 tattoos & 12 (ear and facial based) piercings. I have natural F
breasts, & am about 200 lbs.
I have a laid-back, stoner mom-next-door vibe because, after all, vibe is
everything. My top priority is ensuring you feel welcome and comfortable. If
there’s anything I can do to improve your experience, please don’t hesitate to
let me know!
(Prices are moderately negotiable)
• Dinner Dates / Companionship available
• Great rates and special offers for repeat clients
• Serious inquiries only
• No drama
• Party friendly
• Fetish friendly
• Down-to-earth and never rushed
Text only. (I do not take calls)